Saturday, November 6, 2010

Waking up in a pile of Life

That's how I started my Saturday morning. I stumbled into the bathroom, went to pull up my pj's, and noticed the floor around covered in cereal. I crunched back to bed only to find my sheets full of crushed Life, and wondered if even one piece of cereal had made it into my mouth. I think not. It goes without saying what this was cause by. Don't do drugs, even if they are prescribed for you, and you are using them appropriately. They make you do crazy things. I even sent a work "z" mail this week! Lets just say awkward, and leave it at that.

The day got better. It was a salon day. Afternoon. And I cheated. I cheated on my hairstylist that I've been seening faithfully since 2006. But, I really wanted to see what it would be like with someone else. And I've been going to this new salon for nails, waxing, massages, that... I wanted to get my hair done there, too. And... it was awesome! I won't be able to tell if we'll keep carrying on this relationship, until Monday when I do my hair by myself. But this might work. I may need to think of a good break up story. I'm usually just big into the truth (lies don't tend to be any better than the truth, so I just say what's going on). But, I never been an unfaithful hair whore before.

I'm off to finish reading some blogs, and to put some plastic over my sheets to protect them from the crumbs, or put a lock on the cereal, or tape over my mouth, or glue my Ambien bottle closed tight. Good night...

6 comments:

  1. Oh my my! too funny! Just tell your stylist that it isn't her, it's you. Seems to work on television!

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  2. Gosh - you and your Ambien should write a book! And um hun - where are the obligatory pictures of your new do?

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  3. I have never been a good sleeper and am going to my primary care Wed to get some help. Over the counter isn't helping. I'm a little afraid about Ambien between your stories and some others I've heard. But it must not be too bad because you stay on it.

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  4. So funny! I think the Ambien/computer thing might be my favourite blogger thing!

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  5. Thanks for catching up on my blog & for leaving kind words and support!!!! XOXOXOXO

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