Here ya go:
BREAKFAST:
Bagel w/ egg & cheese & bacon
Hash browns
Large diet coke
SNACK:
Handful of cookies
Diet coke
LUNCH:
Bacon Cheeseburger
Fries
Large diet coke
SNACK:
Candy bar
More diet coke
DINNER:
Fried chicken
Mashed potatoes & gravy
Mac & cheese
Biscuit
Diet coke
SNACK:
Breyers Mint chocolate chip ice cream
April Fools day? Yup. Unfortunately, fairly accurate of how I was eating at my heaviest. All about satisfaction, but rarely getting any. I was a Rolling Stone. More like an AVALANCHE... Anyway, thought I'd post THAT for a good laugh... ha ha ha. Typical American fast food diet. It's hard for me to believe I got that bad. I grew up in an organic, full grain, little animal products, hippie kitchen long before it was in fashion. I know better than to eat the way I was eating. The big question? WHY??? Lucky for you, I'm not in the mood to broach that subject today. Let's just keep this at funny? Did I say "ha ha ha" already?
LOL! I caught on at Lunch!
ReplyDeleteLOL! And crying a little too because fried chicken sounds so f-in good for some reason. I start mushies on Sunday.
ReplyDeletelol, I was think how in the world did she eat all of that with her band!
ReplyDeleteThat's a whole lotta Diet Coke, girlfriend! lol!
ReplyDeleteHow the heck did you find my food journal and why did you post it online? You little turd. Happy Day Band-Babe. Smooches!
ReplyDeleteI had the same thing. Was the fried chicken from KFC. Glad you had a happy April Fools day. I read throught the whole thing and thought WOW. That's a change in diet, especially the diet coke. LOL.
ReplyDeleteBut I am on my fourth glass of wine so would have to add that to my daily intake.
Have a great warm long weekend.
:) When I read your breakfast - I wondered how you could eat a bagel.
ReplyDeleteLMAO!!
ReplyDeletethat's great! well, you know what I man.
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