Please do not arrest me. This is the only post op week two picture that I have. I am posting it for medical reasons. I am aware that my china is showing, and I am very sorry. It is partially covered by my jp drain, so it is not complete nudity. I am also (barely) over 18 years old, so I am (barely) more than legal. No, I do not think this is a joke. Please do not arrest me.
Dear Everyone Else,
The pose is unflattering, but look how thin I'm looking! I know that's not a humble thing to say.. but, DAAAMMMNNN, if I don't say so myself! And that's still with ten pounds of swelling. I don't give a hoot about the love handles. Seriously, I am so happy to just not be AS deformed. I still can't get the next size down jeans on, and it's weird that my hips are the smallest part of my body. I know, I know... it's only because of the "seroma" (ie hideous massive swelling), and I'm trying to be patient. That's not easy. I want a thin tummy, and I want it NOW!
Anyway, I hope this is of medical interest to you my blogging friends. And, if I get arrested, I'll have my husband post to let you know what's going on and that I'm thinking of you.