Thursday, May 6, 2010

Dear FBI,

Please do not arrest me. This is the only post op week two picture that I have. I am posting it for medical reasons. I am aware that my china is showing, and I am very sorry. It is partially covered by my jp drain, so it is not complete nudity. I am also (barely) over 18 years old, so I am (barely) more than legal. No, I do not think this is a joke. Please do not arrest me.

Dear Everyone Else,
The pose is unflattering, but look how thin I'm looking! I know that's not a humble thing to say.. but, DAAAMMMNNN, if I don't say so myself! And that's still with ten pounds of swelling. I don't give a hoot about the love handles. Seriously, I am so happy to just not be AS deformed. I still can't get the next size down jeans on, and it's weird that my hips are the smallest part of my body. I know, I know... it's only because of the "seroma" (ie hideous massive swelling), and I'm trying to be patient. That's not easy. I want a thin tummy, and I want it NOW!

Anyway, I hope this is of medical interest to you my blogging friends. And, if I get arrested, I'll have my husband post to let you know what's going on and that I'm thinking of you.



  1. Thanks for the photo! Even though you are looking fantastic I dont think you have to worry about the FBI ;-)
    Take care x

  2. You really are looking thin! FYI, I believe that there are ladies on the internet showing off much much much more than you!

  3. lol And you are hereby re-named 'The Flasher.' Seriously, your modesty is still intact cant a see a thing (my eyes! my eyes!)...
    Looking good girl xx

  4. You do look thin - Yay for you!!!!!!

  5. Don't worry - you know we'd break you out of the pokey. You look great!

  6. I want my love handles lipoed - let's go together and hold each other's hands....or you can just hold's that? You won't need it - you're just swelled. Nice really...I can't even see it. I tried looking with a microscope since the pic is so small but it's not there. You lied. LMAO. HAHAHA!

  7. I heart you! I think you look great and you are not even all the way healed!!