Thursday, May 6, 2010

Dear FBI,

Please do not arrest me. This is the only post op week two picture that I have. I am posting it for medical reasons. I am aware that my china is showing, and I am very sorry. It is partially covered by my jp drain, so it is not complete nudity. I am also (barely) over 18 years old, so I am (barely) more than legal. No, I do not think this is a joke. Please do not arrest me.

Dear Everyone Else,
The pose is unflattering, but look how thin I'm looking! I know that's not a humble thing to say.. but, DAAAMMMNNN, if I don't say so myself! And that's still with ten pounds of swelling. I don't give a hoot about the love handles. Seriously, I am so happy to just not be AS deformed. I still can't get the next size down jeans on, and it's weird that my hips are the smallest part of my body. I know, I know... it's only because of the "seroma" (ie hideous massive swelling), and I'm trying to be patient. That's not easy. I want a thin tummy, and I want it NOW!

Anyway, I hope this is of medical interest to you my blogging friends. And, if I get arrested, I'll have my husband post to let you know what's going on and that I'm thinking of you.

Love,
Band-Babe

8 comments:

  1. Thanks for the photo! Even though you are looking fantastic I dont think you have to worry about the FBI ;-)
    Take care x

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  2. You really are looking thin! FYI, I believe that there are ladies on the internet showing off much much much more than you!

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  3. lol And you are hereby re-named 'The Flasher.' Seriously, your modesty is still intact cant a see a thing (my eyes! my eyes!)...
    Looking good girl xx

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  4. You do look thin - Yay for you!!!!!!

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  5. Don't worry - you know we'd break you out of the pokey. You look great!

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  6. I want my love handles lipoed - let's go together and hold each other's hands....or you can just hold mine...how's that? You won't need it - you're just swelled. Nice vagizzle....no really...I can't even see it. I tried looking with a microscope since the pic is so small but it's not there. You lied. LMAO. HAHAHA!

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  7. I heart you! I think you look great and you are not even all the way healed!!

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