The unauthorized drunken VLOG has made it onto my BLOG! I guess my husband confused "PLEASE DELETE THIS FOREVER" for "POST THIS FOR THE WHOLE DAMN WORLD TO SEE". It's the one where I'm wearing pink. It's HILARIOUS because the sound tracking is off, so it's like a bad chinese movie. With an old white woman. I swear the slurring is because of the video.
Besides finding this VLOG has been posted... it's been a good day. I was originally going to post about that scammer liar s.o.b. bastard a-hole diet pepsi. I weighed 182 pounds this morning. This is n-o-t, NOT, not coincidence! It's happened four times now... stop drinking diet soda, lose lots of weight.
Today was also shopping for lingerie, jewelery, shoes and perfume. I'll spare you clothing descriptions, because I'll just post pictures next weekend. I felt like hot shit sauntering into WHATEVER store I wanted to, and the sales girls making eye contact when they greeted me, because I looked like a hottie pottotie potential customer. Try it when you're 300 pounds. Not so much the same response. Trust me.
That's easy to do when you're shopping... but... hot red push up bra and matching lace panties. Definitely not on the list, however Mr. W didn't seem too upset about the purchase. TSSSSSSSSS. (That was supposed to be the "sizzle" sound.)
Totally a non issue, thank you very much band fill. I love this feeling of being so in control no matter what food is around me. So worth it at any price. If you are reading this and considering getting a band, and think it's too pricey... IT IS WORTH EVERY PENNY. The mental relief is as amazing as the physical. Enough of this deep shit... I need to go figure out what we're going to do tonight...well, do before the red bra and panties... :)