Someome can officially wear their skinny jeans!!!!!!

I put on a yellow polka dot bikini today. Not pretty, but if you're looking into my yard, you deserve to get what you see! It's been 20 years since I've worn an actual string bikini. This is strictly for yard work and outdoor tanning, but still I DARED TO DO IT! (Stop worrying, we have an enclosed yard with high privacy fences).

On the high of prancing around in a bikini, I decided to try on my skinny jeans. Up and over the thighs they went, buttoned closed, and up went the zipper. NO RESISTANCE. I couldn't risk it because I'm still sore from the tummy tuck. So, these jeans had to go on as a perfect fit with zero struggle. THEY FIT. THEY ARE ON. I CAN WEAR THEM. I am officially a size 12 in everything! Are you listening to me? I CAN OFFICIALLY WEAR MY SKINNY JEANS!

There is nothing left to say after that...